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Garden Waste, Sorted

Simple, all-inclusive pricing. No hidden fees.

$31
per collection
✓ SMS notifications
✓ Professional disposal
✓ 4, 8, or 12-week cycles
✓ Free cancellation
✓ No hidden fees, ever
✓ Auto discounts applied

No lock-in contracts. Cancel anytime with 10+ days notice.

How It Works

1. Subscribe

Choose your collection cycle (every 4, 8, or 12 weeks), enter your details, and pay $31 for your first collection.

2. Get Notified

We'll send you an SMS 10 days before your next pickup is scheduled, plus a reminder the day before.

3. Relax

Leave your bag out by 7am on pickup day. We collect it, and Stripe automatically bills you for your next collection.

Simple, Transparent Pricing

Everyone pays the same base price of $31 per collection. If you qualify for any discounts (volume customer, loyalty, special arrangement), they'll appear automatically in your Stripe invoice after each pickup. No surprises, just transparent billing.

🎁 Bonus: $19/month of Value Included

Kingdom Intelligence

Your garden waste subscription includes free access to our AI home assistant platform

🧠 AI that learns your home - Natural conversations about maintenance, repairs, and improvements
📄 Smart document storage - Upload manuals, warranties, photos, and receipts
🌤️ Kingdom Weather Alerts - Tailored weather notifications for your garden's needs (dry/hot weather for watering, cyclone warnings, frost alerts)
🔔 Proactive alerts - Predictive maintenance reminders based on your home's data
🏠 Connects to your services - Garden waste, plumbing, electrical, solar, and more

Already trusted by 2,500+ homes for garden waste. The brain for your kingdom.

Why My Almighty Home?

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Operational Excellence

Advanced route optimization means reliable service and faster pickup times for your property

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Local Trust

2,500+ homes across multiple suburbs already trust us with their garden waste

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Simple Communication

SMS notifications keep you informed without cluttering your inbox or installing apps

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Service Quality

Professional waste disposal that's easy, reliable, and environmentally responsible

Frequently Asked Questions

You pay $31 upfront for your first collection. On each pickup day, Stripe automatically bills you for your next collection. Simple, transparent billing. Any discounts you qualify for will appear automatically on your invoice.
Cancel anytime with 10+ days notice before your next pickup - completely free, no penalties. Just reply to our SMS notification or contact us. When you cancel, your next collection date just gets pushed forward (4 or 8 weeks depending on your plan). You'll always have a future collection scheduled - it just moves out when you need it to.
We service 37 suburbs across Brisbane and surrounding areas. When you sign up, we'll confirm if your address is in our service area. We're constantly expanding our routes based on demand.
Garrison cycles determine how often we collect: Garrison 4 is every 4 weeks, Garrison 8 is every 8 weeks, and Garrison 12 is every 12 weeks. Choose based on how much garden waste you generate. The price per collection is the same ($31), so pick what works best for your property.